Community, Season 3

Annie:
[Singing like Betty Boop] Teach me how to understand Christmas

Show me how to open a box

It hurts my little head

When I'm lying in my bed

With visions of sugarplum... socks?

Jeff:
[Confused] Is this a bit?

Annie:
Teach me how to understand Christmas

Do I trim the tree or the deer?

I can't keep it straight

And now it's getting late

Where does the stocking go? [Puts it on her head] Here? I can't see!

What's a Christmas Eve, is that Santa's lady?

Are snowmen cold or hot?

Won't you be my daddy?

I'm a silly Christmas baby!

Tell me what to deck, 'cause I forgot!

Jeff:
Annie-

Annie:
Bwain hurty understandy Chwsitmas

Mistletoe for eaty, taste good?

You smarty, me dumb; help pwetty have fun!

Boopy doopy boop doop sex!

Jeff:
Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.

Annie:
What's a diminimuhmm... [Devolves into babbling]