Corner Gas, Season 1

Hank:
Oh yeah, well I got two words for ya. Boycott! I'm gonna put this place outta business.

Brent:
Hank if you had the power to put companies outta business by just not being a customer, why am I still able to buy mouthwash.

Wanda:
Yeah and deodarent.

Emma:
Clean underwear.

Brent:
Books.

Wanda:
Pants that fit.

Emma:
Nail clippers.

(Hank walks away)

Brent:
Dandruff shampoo.

Wanda:
Uummm...dental floss.

Emma:
Toilet paper.

Oscar:
Pickup trucks.

Emma:
(Groan).

Brent:
You don't know what we're doing do you dad.

Oscar:
Shut up.