Coronation Street, 2007

Context:
Outside the salon, Sean says he has found the perfect man for Violet.

Sean:
And I have found a perfect man for you.

Violet Wilson (Jenny Platt):
You find that hard to believe.

Sean:
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Violet:
So when you know.

Sean:
Kinda.

Violet:
Well if he's so perfect for me then why is it taking so long to think of him?

Sean:
Because sometimes you can't see what's under your snoz.

Violet:
Well, what's his name?

Sean:
Johnny.

Violet:
Right, and where does he live?

Sean:
In my pocket.

Violet:
In your...

Sean:
Johnny Depp. Pirates Of The Caribbean.

Violet:
What can I say... the perfect man.

Sean:
All you need is a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps and a nice bottle of dry white and it's a perfect date.

Violet:
Well I think that's exactly what I need - a disposable man, you can pop him back in the box when you're done with him.

Sean:
Aw, it's nice to see you smile again.