Cow and Chicken, Season 2

Cow and Chicken is an Emmy Award-nominated American animated series, created by David Feiss. The series chronicles the adventures of a cow, named Cow, and her chicken brother, named Chicken. They are often tormented by The Red Guy, a usually naked d… more »

[Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet]

Dad:
Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!

Chicken:
No dice.

Cow:
Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?

Mom:
Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?

Dad:
Come on son, I gotta core the apple!

Mom:
I have to launch the raft!

Dad:
Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!

Cow:
I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?

Chicken:
I ain't takin' no bath!

Dad:
Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.

Cow:
Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!

Chicken:
The bathroom is closed for the duration.

Dad:
Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!

Mom:
I can't hold it any longer! ...Could you please hurry honey?

Cow:
I gotta peel the onions!

Chicken:
How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub!

Mom:
Hurry up! Chicken! I gotta wash the window!

Dad:
I gotta make peace with the Germans!

Mom:
Gotta run for Congress here!

All three:
Come on Chicken, take a bath already!

Cow:
Chicken! It's time to flip the pickles!

Dad:
Come on, Chicken!

Mom:
I gotta resole the family christen!

Cow:
I simply must pull the rip cord!

Dad:
I must wash the windows!

Mom:
I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!

Cow:
Let the little puppies run! Please?

Dad:
Gotta shake hands with the President!

Mom:
Gotta press the issue!

Cow:
Chicken, I need to let the cat out!

Dad:
It's time to drive the governor home...

Mom:
I...need...to...stuff...the...olives!

Cow:
Have to shuck the corn!

Mom:
Oooh! It is time to burp the baby!

Cow:
May I please stabber out the facts?

Mom:
I...I...got...to...strike...my...pansy!

Cow:
Lay some carpet, por favor!

Dad:
Gotta talk to the boss!

Dad:
That is it, Chicken!

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