Criminal Minds, Season 3

Garcia:
[answering phone] Talk dirty to me.

Strauss:
This is Section Chief Erin Strauss.

Garcia:
[horrified and red-faced] Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else.

Strauss:
I need a list of every grade school in the Third Ward and Wauwatosa.

Garcia:
Yes, ma'am. Uh... The Third Ward has one public grade school, but there appears to be four private schools that draw from that area.

Strauss:
And Wauwatosa?

Garcia:
That would be nine, ma'am.

Strauss:
And how many students?

Garcia:
Thirty-two hundred.

Strauss:
Can you also get me a list of every guidance counselor that deals directly with the student body in that area?

Garcia:
Certainly, ma'am. And again, I'd like to ap-- [Strauss hangs up]

Strauss:
You need to present these counselors with a profile of a troubled kid.