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Criminal Minds, Season 4

Criminal Minds (2005-) is an American CBS television show about an elite squad of FBI profilers that analyzes the country's most twisted criminal minds and anticipates their next move before they strike again. more »

[during a lecture at a school about joining the FBI]

Reid:
[after telling about the studies he's undergone] I'm also completing an additional BA in Philosophy. Which reminds me that I have a joke.

[Rossi looks at him sceptically]

Reid:
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Rossi:
[whispers] Don't.

Reid:
: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

[chuckles, the group remains silent]

Reid:
[awkwardly] An existentialist...

Rossi:
[interrupts] Okay, before he does his quantum physics knock-knock joke [the group laughs] do we have any other questions about opportunities in the FBI?

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