Criminal Minds, Season 7

Reid:
Someone with an axe to grind against the principal would, maybe as a surrogate for his tormentors in high school he can't punish. Who were yours?

JJ:
I don't even remember.

Reid:
You don't even remember? Wait. Were you one of the mean girls?

JJ:
What? No.

Reid:
Valedictorian, soccer scholarship, corn fed but still a size zero. I think that you might have been a mean girl.

JJ:
I was actually one of the nice girls. Even to guys like you.

Reid:
Guys like me? I'll have you know that my social standing increased once I started winning at basketball.

JJ:
Oh yeah, you played basketball?

Reid:
No, I coached basketball. I broke down the opposing team's shooting strategy.

JJ:
Is that why Morgan kicked you out of the pool last week?

Reid:
Yeah, it took him three rounds to realize I was hustling him.