CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 1
Nick:
Hey, Greg.
Greg:
Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here.
Nick:
Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.
Greg:
No, this is serious. I had a date last night. And this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just, BAM. Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent. And she smells so good.
Nick:
Cute toes?
Greg:
Oh, ideal. And none longer than the big toe. Both feet. But you know I need to know what is on the inside.
Nick:
What's in her heart?
Greg:
No, her DNA. This girl has got some fine epithelials.
Nick:
Dude, you're sick. Man, you have officially lost it.
Greg:
There's a guy in Louisville, he charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.
Nick:
Whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee? Letting the relationship evolve. Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.
Greg:
Oh that's boring.
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