CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 3

Brass:
[when Tonya's body is found] Did, uh, Tom Haviland ever play a boxer? Girl's face looks like hamburger meat.

Grissom:
Looks like uncontrollable rage to me.

Nick:
Grissom, you might want to come down here.

Grissom:
Just say it, Nick.

Nick:
Beans and franks. Tonya's a man.

Grissom:
Looks like that old Hollywood saying: "Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy." So, let's see Tom's in bed with what he thinks are two girls. He reaches down on one, becomes very confused. Most guys would have just cleared the room and gargled with whiskey. But Movie Boy, who brags about doing his own stunts, couldn't take the thought of having a man in his bed, so he freaked out.