CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 3

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000-), usually referred to as CSI, is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Las Vegas. more »

Greg:
[Greg limps into Grissom's office wearing only socks] What did you do to me?

Grissom:
You had a reaction.

Greg:
(laughs sarcastcally) I'm Hazmat meat. (sits down in pain) Quarantine, here I come. [Greg pulls off the socks and puts both his feet up on Grissom's desk. Grissom examines Greg's right foot]

Grissom:
Your right foot, I swabbed with a placebo, regular tap water.

Greg:
(fakes surprise) Yeah? (rushes on) Well, I'm not worried about the right foot!

Grissom:
Left foot...eumycotic dermatitis.

Greg:
(not understanding his latin) Oh, great. It's probably fatal.

Grissom:
It's a mildew-induced skin rash.

Greg:
[stares at Grissom] You infected me with mildew?

Grissom:
Here. Hydrocortisone. Follow the directions, clear it right up. (Greg glares at him silently)

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