CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 3
Nick:
The semen sample I recovered is still being processed in DNA.
Greg:
[walks in] Not anymore. I'm done. And no jokes about me being fast in this department. The ejaculate outside the first girl's window -- spank high. Good news: It does have DNA.
Nick:
Whose?
Greg:
I don't know. Ran it through CODIS, nothing kicked out.
Catherine:
Well, it's possible this guy's so new he doesn't even have a record.
Greg:
Well, I can tell you this about him: Really low sperm count. Sample hardly had any swimmers.
Nick:
That's probably from excessive masturbation. Guy's outpacing his ability to produce ... [he looks up and finds everyone staring at him] ... sperm.
Warrick:
You'd know it, spanky
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