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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 3

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000-), usually referred to as CSI, is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Las Vegas. more »

Nick:
The semen sample I recovered is still being processed in DNA.

Greg:
[walks in] Not anymore. I'm done. And no jokes about me being fast in this department. The ejaculate outside the first girl's window -- spank high. Good news: It does have DNA.

Nick:
Whose?

Greg:
I don't know. Ran it through CODIS, nothing kicked out.

Catherine:
Well, it's possible this guy's so new he doesn't even have a record.

Greg:
Well, I can tell you this about him: Really low sperm count. Sample hardly had any swimmers.

Nick:
That's probably from excessive masturbation. Guy's outpacing his ability to produce ... [he looks up and finds everyone staring at him] ... sperm.

Warrick:
You'd know it, spanky

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