CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 5

Mia:
Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.

Greg:
And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.

Mia:
I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secretions and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.

Greg:
Oh, my money's on bag number two.

Mia:
Twenty-six used condoms.

Greg:
Just like being back in college, right?

Mia:
Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.

Greg [Ignoring her]:
Grissom and I figured that they practiced safe sex so we checked their trash. Check them inside and out, please.

Mia:
I've analyzed condoms before, Greg. Just not in bulk.