CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 8

(Hodges has been doing tests on the absorption of tampons)

Wendy:
That time of the month, huh? I know, picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.

Hodges:
You're gonna mock me or help me?

Wendy:
I have to choose?

Hodges:
I can't get this to work!

Wendy:
Well that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment. ... You don't, do you?

Hodges:
Haha, you're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Fundt was dosing her tampons with vodka.

Wendy:
Does that even work?

Hodges:
Kinda, even at their most absorbent, tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid or about 20 milliliters.

Wendy:
Well, that's enough for aunt flow but that is not going to get an alcoholic drunk.

Hodges:
Who's Aunt flow? (Wendy gives him a look) Oh! All right, maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here, it turns into Spongebob Squarepants.

Wendy:
You don't take it out of the applicator first. Gimme! (Hodges gives her a tampon) Watch and learn. (she makes it clear how it works) There, that's why they call it an applicator.

Hodges:
I always wondered how that worked.

Wendy:
All men do.