CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 9

Brass (about a victim):
Maybe you bumped into him at a grocery store sometime.

Jerzy:
I don't go out. I don't shop. I don't bump.

Brass:
But you do paint dead people.

Jerzy:
I paint people who look dead, and you would weep if you knew how much I made doing that. If you haven't noticed our culture seems to be obessed with sex and death.

Brass:
I've noticed.

Jerzy:
I'm gonna save you some time because I know what's on your mind. I don't kill my models. I don't even bang them much anymore, occasionally, of course. I find that not with same gusto and verve with as the days go by.

Brass:
You bang Carla Perotti?

Jerzy:
I'm not doing women.

Brass:
You mind if I have a look around?

Jerzy:
I'd like to paint you in the nude.

Brass:
I don't do nude. Where would I pin the badge?

Jerzy:
Exactly.