CSI: Miami, Season 1

Speed:
Sir, can you read the yellow tape there? It says 'Crime Scene.'

Ted:
Hey, I got a permit to be here.

Speed:
Ohhhhh, you've got a permit!

Ted:
Yeah, that's right. From Parks and Rec.

Speed:
[Getting out cellphone] Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the parents of the girl who got murdered here last night.

Ted:
Woah, wait a minute--

Speed:
I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.

Ted:
You misunderstood me.

Speed:
Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass, and have you spend the night in lockup, with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.

Ted:
You know what, man, maybe I should just ah, wait, until you're finished.

Speed:
That's a capital idea, Ted.