All Grown Up!, Season 1

Pangborn (to Dil):
I've been observing you, Pickles, and I must say I find your behavior disturbing.

Dil:
Tell me more.

Pangborn:
This past week I've noticed you eating exclusively green foods, hopping to class on one foot, and wearing your clothes inside out. What does that tell you, son?

Dil:
That you have a lot of free time on your hands?

Pangborn:
(growls) This is a standard psychological Rorschach test: I show you an inkblot; you tell me what you see. (Holds up an inkblot)

Dil:
A Rorschach test.

Pangborn:
(growls) Now, what do you see? (Holds up another inkblot)

Dil:
Uh, a medieval castle, hundreds of angry villagers, a raging moat, a fire-breathing dragon, and a honey-baked ham.

(Pangborn bangs his head against his desk repeatedly)