CSI: NY, Season 5

Lindsay:
(after a contraction has passed) Do they really think that I'm gonna walk this baby right out of me? Why can't I be one of those women who sneezes and before someone can say "God Bless You" she's had the baby?

Stella:
Think of what you'd be missing out on! Tell them about all those painful hours of labour you endured to bring them into this world!

Lindsay:
I guess I could get some milage out of that! I'm kinda scared, Stel!

Stella:
It's normal, Lindsay! Just remember you're healthy and strong! You and Danny went through all the courses...

Lindsay:
No, I don't mean about having the baby! It's about being a mom! I mean what if I stink at it! And the worst part is I won't know till it's too late! She'll come home, she'll scream that she hates me and then in rebellion she has some part of her body pierced thats like totally innapropriate. Then she'll get an infection, and she'll wind up on antibiotics which we find out 12 years later that they cause an eating disorder and pretty soon I'm in therapy trying to save my whole family! I mean...what if some people just aren't cut out to be parents?

Stella:
Well, the fact that you already throught about it tells me you're gonna do just fine, Linds!

Lindsay:
I'm losing it. Aren't I?

Stella:
Um...(thinks about it) Yeah!

Lindsay:
Oh...(grabs the counter as a contraction hits) Contraction!