Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 1

Larry:
Why don't we just call your doctor?

Cheryl:
You can't call my doctor on the weekends, unless it's a life threatening emergency.

Larry:
What?

Cheryl:
Yeah, if you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.

Larry:
You called up and that's what it said?

Cheryl:
Yeah.

Larry:
That is obscene, you know that? [imitating the doctor] "Can't disturb the doctor on the weekend! Don't call the Dr. Zeppler on the weekend unless it's life-threatening!"

Cheryl:
OK, OK.

Larry:
[imitates the doctor's wife] "Norman, is someone calling? Who's calling? We're in the middle of dinner, Norman!"

Cheryl:
Larry...

Larry:
"This better be life-threatening or you're not gonna leave this house!"

Cheryl:
Larry, please. I'm begging you.

Larry:
"Norman! Unless they were burned in a fire I don't want you getting up from your chair. Do you understand, Norman?"