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Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 3

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-present) is an American television sitcom on HBO starring Seinfeld writer & co-creator Larry David. The series is loosely based on David's life as a semi-retired multi-millionaire in the world after Seinfeld. It was inspir… more »

[the cook, with Tourette's Syndrome, yells out]FUCKHEAD SHITFACED COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!

[everyone in the restaurant is silent]

Larry:
[thinking back in his mind] Maybe someday I'll do something good for somebody like that. [yells out] SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!

[everyone looks at Larry]

Jeff:
COCK, COCK! JIZZUM! GRANDMA! COCK!

Michael York:
BUM! FUCK! TURD! FART! CUNT! PISS! SHIT! BUGGER AND BALLS!

Manager:
DAMN IT! HELL! CRAP! SHIT!

Cheryl:
YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

[Susie walks in]

Susie:
F*** you, you car wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!

[storms out]

Cheryl's dad:
Fellatio, cunnilingus , french kissing! Rim job!

Jeff's mom:
Crap, piss!

Chet's wife:
F***ing, f***ing f*** f***!

Larry's dad:
Schmuck, putz!

Richard Lewis:
Pussy, pig f***er!

Cheryl's sister:
Balls!

Jeff's dad:
Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

[entire restaurant erupts in laughter and profanity]

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