Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7

Larry:
Remember I was sitting here yesterday?

Waiter:
Yeah.

Larry:
Do you mind telling me how much tip the guy I was with left you?

Waiter:
Oh..we don't do that.

Larry:
You don't do what?

Waiter:
We don't share that information with the customers.

Larry:
Honestly, who gives a crap? I was in here, I was with a guy, I'm just curious. What did he leave?

Waiter:
It was a healthy, healthy tip.

Larry:
Was mine a healthy tip?

Waiter:
Yeah.

Larry:
Was his healthier?

Waiter:
I...

Larry:
Let me ask you this question. Was it over twelve dollars?

Waiter:
Do..do you want me to refill your water or..

Larry:
Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars.

Waiter:
I can really get in trouble if I talk to you about that.

Larry:
Nobody even knows what we're talking about. Scratch your face with your finger if it was over twelve dollars. Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over twelve dollars?

[waiter scratches his face]

Larry:
Oh, for God's sake. What an asshole! Let me ask you a question. Was it over fifteen dollars? Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over fifteen?

Waiter:
This is making me really uncomfortable.

Larry:
Nobody's even knows what we're talking about! Was it over fifteen dollars? Tug on your tie.

[waiter tugs on his tie]

Larry:
Oh, my f***ing..f***!