Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7

Larry:
[in reference to the Fowler's adopted child from China] Let me ask you this question, have you noticed if she has any proclivity for chopsticks?

Jamie:
Why?

John:
Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks, Larry?

Larry:
Well, she's Chinese.

John:
Do you think she's also a Kung Fu master?

Larry:
No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?

John:
So the American kid is the control group?

Jamie:
Okay, you know what, she uses a fork.

Larry:
Do me a favor.

Jamie:
What?

Larry:
First time she uses chopsticks, gimme a call me and just let me know. Gimme a call and just say "Hey, you know what? You wouldn't believe it.."