Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7

[Ted Danson orders Larry and Denise a slice of pie at a restaurant]

Ted:
You're gonna love this. It is the best piece of pie you've ever had.

Larry:
Honestly, you know, I'm not eating dessert anymore.

Ted:
Just have one bite. Come on.

Larry:
I'm not in the mood, Ted. I don't want it. Thank you, it's a nice gesture but I'm not in the mood.

Ted:
You're making me look like an asshole.

Larry:
I had the option of ordering dessert and I didn't want the dessert at the time so I don't want the dessert.

Ted:
Just have one little bite for my sake, please.

Larry:
I don't care. I don't want it for your sake.

Ted:
Be a friend, be a f***ing friend, will you!

Larry:
I'm being a friend but I don't have to take a bite just because you want me to! Okay?

Ted:
Have a bite of the pie!

Waiter:
[starts to take the pie away] You know, I'm just gonna get this out of the way for you..

Larry:
I don't want the pie! Thank you.

Ted:
No, no. Put the pie down. Put the pie down.

Larry:
No, don't. Here, take it. Thank you.

Ted:
Don't pick up that pie. Put the pie down.

Larry:
I'm not taking a bite, I don't want a bite! Take this f***ing piece of pie and get it out of my face!

Ted:
Put that f***ing pie down!

Larry:
Don't put that pie down! Do not put that pie down!