Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7

Mocha Joe:
Did you get a chance to pick up those beans? I'm really low on coffee.

Larry:
You know, I went, and there was a lot of traffic, and I got stuck in traffic, and by the time I got there - I went all the way over there - the store was closed so I couldn't get them.

Mocha Joe:
So you didn't get the beans?

Larry:
No. I didn't get the beans.

Mocha Joe:
So you didn't do me the favor?

Larry:
I attempted to do you the favor. I tried to do you the favor. What are you talking about?

Mocha Joe:
No. An attempt is not a favor.

Larry:
What? It is a favor. It is a favor. That's as good as a favor. The effort was there.

Jerry:
What did you come back with, though?

Larry:
The store was closed.

Jerry:
Driving to a coffee place is not a favor.

Mocha Joe:
Where did I bring the jumper cable? Halfway to your office, or to your office?

Jerry:
Mocha Joe has nothing to show for your supposed favor.

Larry:
I know.

Jerry:
You have jumper cables. What does he got?

Mocha Joe:
Exactly.

Jerry:
He's got a guy who's got a story about traffic.

Mocha Joe:
Thank you, Jerry.

Jerry:
You're welcome, Mocha Joe.

Larry:
Come on! I did a lot for Mocha Joe.

Jerry:
Mocha Joe doesn't need people driving around for him. He needs coffee.

Larry:
Whatever happened to E for effort, Jerry? E for effort? You people think about that! E for effort!

Mocha Joe:
F for favor!

Jerry:
C for coffee!