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Dave the Barbarian, Season 1

Dave the Barbarian (2004-) a Disney animated television series that takes place in the Middle Ages and centers on a powerful yet cowardly barbarian named Dave. Together with his sisters Fang and Candy and their Uncle Oswidge, they are in temporary r… more »

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Later, in Irmoplotz's evil castle.

Zonthara:
Who is there?

Irmoplotz:
Irmoplotz.

Zonthara:
Irmoplotz who?

Irmoplotz:
Mom, enough with the knock-knock jokes already!

Zonthara:
What news did you bring for... ZONTHARA! EMPRESS OF EVIL!

Irmoplotz:
I had another relationship date with Dave.

Zonthara:
And have you told him that you are sworn to serve evil?!

Irmoplotz:
Well... Not exactly.

Zonthara:
PRINCESS IRMOPLOTZ! You can't base your relationship on dishonesty. If he really loves you, he'll love you for who you are, honey.

Irmoplotz:
I guess.

Zonthara:
And if he doesn't, you could always use your magic powers to make his head explode!

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