Dawson's Creek, Season 1

Dawson:
[about Jen] Oh god, she's perfect.

Joey:
Perfect? Dawson, you disappoint me.

Dawson:
Those eyes, that hair..

Joey:
Well, I grant you that the girl has certain physical attributes but nothing so original or mysterious to warrant perfection.

Dawson:
Okay, easy.

Joey:
I mean, a face like that leaves nothing to the imagination. The well-maintained good looks of an upper-middle class New Yorker. There's no mystery there. I can see her entire future in that pose.

Dawson:
Really?

Joey:
Yeah. In three years her above average SAT scores will grant her admission into a small liberal arts college somewhere in New England where she'll major in...art history before returning to Manhattan to marry a bond trader she meets some Saturday afternoon at America's cup watching party. Within a year they move to suburban Connecticut, refurbish an old farm house, and raise three neurotically perfect children.

Dawson:
You've put quite a bit of thought into this.

Joey:
Not really. It's just so obvious.

Dawson:
Well, to be honest, I think I prefer to let Jen surprise me, okay?

Joey:
Suit yourself. I'm just trying to save you some time.