Dawson's Creek, Season 1

Joey:
Sorry, kitchen's closed.

Jen:
Well, if you can stand the shock, I actually came to see you. I need some advice.

Joey:
And in what field do you consider me an expert in?

Jen:
Dawson Leery.

Joey:
You know, I'm sort of busy here with these receipts and locking up maybe we could do this another time.

Jen:
I told him I wasn't a virgin.

Joey:
I think I have a minute.

Jen:
It's just that he seemed so disappointed in me, which of course made me angry and now I don't know where we are.

Joey:
Well, let me tell you about Dawson. Granted he's articulate for his age but he's not exactly mature. He's the classic only child. He pouts when things don't go his way and he only sees things in black and white. Anything else confuses him.

Jen:
Yeah.

Joey:
And when it comes to women...there are popes who have had more experience. I mean the guy was a shrimp until last summer. To say his sex life is limited is the understatement of the decade. It's barren. A desert. I don't envy what you have to deal with, believe me.

Jen:
You're not trying to scare me off, are you?

Joey:
No. I'm just trying to say that every guy that grows up to be one of the good ones...he was probably a dweeb with girls when he was 15, too.

Jen:
So what would you do?

Joey:
Same as you. I'd get hurt, mad, confused, ask people for advice, maybe the wrong people, and then I'd wait.

Jen:
For what?

Joey:
For him to grow up, come around, everything.

Jen:
And how long does that take?

Joey:
Don't go by me. I'd probably be stupid enough to wait forever.

Jen:
Mind a little company?