Dawson's Creek, Season 1

Joey:
You know, it's just an ego thing. I mean, "How could there possibly have been anyone before me, you know, how can I measure up?"

Jen:
Is he really that trite?

Joey:
I'm sure there's a measuring tape sitting in his bathroom right now.

Jen:
What do you think it's marked up at?

Joey:
What do you mean?

Jen:
Oh come on, do you think Dawson's got a pistol or a rifle?

Joey:
How would I know?

Jen:
Oh, come on.

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Jen:
Well I guess I'm no longer the virgin queen of Dawson Leery's handheld fantasies.

Joey:
Yeah I think Dawson's having a life-defining turning point in his life right now.

Jen:
Aren't we all?

Joey:
You know, taking into consideration his height, weight, feet and hand size, I'd say he's slightly above average.

Jen:
Oh, so you have thought about it.