Dawson's Creek, Season 1

Dawson's Creek (1998-2003) was an American television series about four friends in a small coastal town that help each other cope with adolescence and beyond. more »

Bessie:
[grabs the phone] Listen, you sorry ass civil servant. This is the mother-to-be talking. Maybe I'm not in the tax bracket that guarantees a prompt response to medical distress, but I have a shoe full of amniotic fluid, my pelvis is beating like a rumba band, and I'm in real danger of having my first-born child delivered by two high school students. So, why don't you stop making excuses, get off your oversized backside and get us an ambulance before my fetus enters college?

Joey:
Terrific. I'm sure they will be right on their way.

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