Dawson's Creek, Season 1

MC:
Pacey Witter has changed his program. Instead of a magical act he will perform a dramatic interpretation.

Pacey:
[in an Scotish accent] Well, I'm not William Wallace. But I am Pacey Witter.

Dawson:
[from offstage] Pacey Witter's seven feet tall.

Pacey:
So they say. So they say. And they say that this Pacey Witter is a dangerous man who slaughters Capeside residents by the dozen with his bare hands. And if he were here he would destroy those who would judge him with sparks from his eyes and wits from his ass.

[Audience laughs]

Pacey:
Well, I am Pacey Witter. But who of you are in the position to judge me? Is it you, sir? And what sorts of human beings tolerate being judged? Well judgement stops today. And that which condones me, seems to own me. And I am willing to betray the trappings of my dysfunctional life for one chance, just one chance, to stand in front of my fellow countrymen and tell them that you may take my life, but you will never take my freedom!!! Thank you and goodnight.