Dawson's Creek, Season 2

John Witter:
[about Joey's father] That bastard was lying to me. He's in it up to his neck and he knows it.

Pacey:
Come on, you don't even know if this has anything to do with him.

John Witter:
A random arson incident in the middle of Capeside? Let's consider the chances of that, Pacey. If God hadn't blessed ya with my good looks, I wouldn't know whose son you were. Why don't you drive yourself home before you make another embarrassing comment?

Pacey:
I think I'll walk.

John Witter:
As if I care.

Pacey:
Nobody assumed you did, Pop.

John Witter:
You'll have to excuse my son, boys. His girlfriend moves away and all of a sudden it's his time of the month.

Pacey:
Screw you, okay?

[Mr. Witter grabs his arm and Pacey quickly removes it]

Pacey:
Get your hands off me, you don't touch me again, ever!

John Witter:
Finally my boy gets a pair, and all it took was getting his heart broke by some little girl with a few screws loose.

[Pacey throws a punch at Mr. Witter]

Pacey:
Andie did more for my life in six months than you did in sixteen years you rotten son of a bitch. So If you wanna make fun of me? You wanna bust on me? That's fine. But you so much as make one more even slightly disparaging comment about the women I love, and I swear to God, you're gonna be policing this town from a hospital bed. You understand me? And one more thing, even if Mr. Potter was involved in all this, he's still 10 times the father you ever were!