Dawson's Creek, Season 3

[Dawson is standing in the aisle looking at the wide variety of condoms]

Male Customer:
Yeah...these days [puts his arm over Dawson's shoulders] you got your ribbed, your non-ribbed, your lubricated, your non-lubricated, your thin, your ultrathin, sheep skin, extra sensitive, nonoxynol-9 and... glow-in-the-dark.

Male Customer 2:
Glow in the darks don't work.

Male Customer 1:
No kidding?

Male Customer 2:
No, you gotta hold 'em up to the light for 20 minutes, who's got time for that?

[woman customer walks up]

Woman Customer:
And if you really want to blow her mind try the Brown Betty.

[they all grab a pack and walk away]

Dawson:
This is not happening.