Dawson's Creek, Season 3

Jen:
You went to Joey for advice about us?

Pacey:
Yeah. I know, not so smart, huh?

Jen:
Smart or not smart, it's just...funny, you went to her.

Pacey:
Well, I wouldn't say that I went to her. I mean, she just kind of happened to be there, we were studying.

Jen:
Can I ask you something, Pacey? What is it about her?

Pacey:
Huh?

Jen:
She's obviously got something that makes boys and emotional turmoil just flock to her.

Pacey:
Come again?

Jen:
Come on, Dawson's the same way. Whatever small problem got to him he went straight to Joey.

Pacey:
So who else would you have me talk to? I can't exactly go to Andie with something like this, so I guess I'm supposed to commune with deputy Doug then?

Jen:
Dawson. Why couldn't you just go to Dawson?

Pacey:
[Chuckles] What?

Jen:
Unless, of course you now feel uncomfortable talking to him about your sex like considering...

Pacey:
Considering what?

Jen:
That your current girl Friday used to be his.

Pacey:
[scoffs] Okay, now correct me if I'm wrong, but Dawson Leery didn't actually know about you and I till, what? Two minutes ago.

Jen:
I'm not talking about us.

Pacey:
What, Joey? This has nothing to do with Joey!

Jen:
Pacey, I saw the way you overreacted to Dawson, I saw the way that Joey overreacted to us. I know you're having trouble in math these days, but it doesn't take Einstein to get the sum total of these two overreactions.

Pacey:
You're gonna have to explain this one to me, because I've gotta be missing something here, you're talking about Joey Potter, right, the one who can't walk into the same room with me without gagging, huh? That Joey Potter. There is nothing going on between us!

Jen:
No, Pacey there's nothing between us!