Dawson's Creek, Season 3

Doug:
You will keep the CD collection in alphabetical order, by last name, not first. Do you understand?

Pacey:
Oh yeah, definitely. But O don't see the need for me to dip into your diva collection any time too soon.

Doug:
Oh, I think you'd be surprised at how a tortured and passion female voice can sooth an Achy Breaky Heart.

Pacey:
My heart is just fine, thank you very much.

Doug:
Oh, sure it is little brother, sure it is.

Pacey:
Look, Doug, if you're referring to our brief jail house conversation, you can just chalk it up to drunken rambling.

Doug:
Well, there won't be any of that on my watch. And I won't have any moping around like a love sick puppy, either. By the way, are you any good at decoupage?

Pacey:
Oh god, help me.