Dawson's Creek, Season 5

Jack:
Ooh. College guys are hot.

Jen:
Give me the phone.

Jack:
Why?

Jen:
'Cause I'm calling Tobey and telling him you said that.

Jack:
I can look.

Jen:
Yeah, but you cannot touch. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.

Jack:
Yeah, I like Tobey, too. It just so happens that we're kinda doomed to the loneliness of a long-distance relationship at the moment.

Jen:
Well, that's still better than the loneliness of the no-distance relationship. That doesn't make any sense, does it?

Jack:
No, no, it didn't. Look, you need to get some, and soon, all right, before you achieve born-again virgin status.

Jen:
Jack.

Jack:
What? Jen, I'm serious. It's been far too long. The last guy you were with was Henry. That means last year was a total wash for you.

Jen:
Tell me about it.

Jack:
You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.

Jen:
Thanks. That's good to know.