Dawson's Creek, Season 5

Audrey:
[to Joey, as Jen answers her phone] So do we like this Charlie?

Joey:
We don't really know this Charlie. She seems to keep this Charlie pretty much to herself.

Audrey:
I'm a little concerned. This is all sounding very Nine 1/2 Weeks to me. [Jen hangs up] Booty call?

Jen:
Pretty much. Yeah.

Audrey:
Oh! I knew it.

Joey:
Are you gonna go?

Jen:
I don't know. I could use the snuggles.

Audrey:
See, that's what I miss most about not having a boyfriend-- the snuggling. It's better than sex. If only guys knew how easy it was to make us happy.

Joey:
Yeah, but you know what? Even if they did know, they'd still screw it up. Snuggling to them is merely just a means to an end.

Jen:
I mean, I've been seeing Charlie for a week, and the only thing that I really know about him is that his boxers are from The Gap.

Audrey:
Well, there are worse things, you know?

Jen:
Such as?

Audrey:
Well, for instance, he could be a tighty-whitey guy.

Jen and Joey:
Oh!

Jen:
Oh, good point!

Joey:
Ok. On that note... I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and when I get back, I'd like it very much if this week's episode of Sex and the City had come to an end.

Jen:
Ok, Charlotte.