Dawson's Creek, Season 6

Joey:
Audrey! Lay off.

Audrey:
What's your problem, princess? I was sticking up for Joe Dirt over there.

Pacey:
Oh, this isn't going to end well.

Audrey:
Would you shut up, Pacey?

Pacey:
You're out of line, Audrey.

Audrey:
Of course I am. Anyone messes with the one that got away and you get all up on your high horse, don't you?

Jen:
Audrey...

Audrey:
Oh, excellent, another party heard from. What's your problem, Lindley?

Jen:
I think you're the one with the problem.

Audrey:
Oh! How devilishly clever of you, Jen. [Pause] Oh, honey, are you still upset that I shagged your dream boy, because I am sorry about that.

Jen:
What are you even doing here?

Audrey:
I missed my flight, bitch! Which is really, terribly unfortunate, because if you think that spending Christmas on Walton Mountain is my idea of a good time, than you all are about as high as I am right now.

Gail:
Audrey? Why don't you go lie down?

Audrey:
Oh, you know, thanks for that Gail, really, but I think I'm kinda just getting started here. Do any of you have have any idea how hypocritical this whole little gathering is? I mean, I'd be flying high on a pleasingly potent cocktail of vodka and painkillers and thank you, by the way, Gail, for the painkillers. But I seem to be seeing things a little clearer than-than any of you. Dawson. Pacey. You guys hate each other, don't you? You're never going to-to be able to mend this little rift that exists between the two of you, so-so why do you even bother with the charade? And Dawson and Joey. [Laughs] Here you are, both of you, all grown-up and so very pleased with yourselves and each with your little significant other by your side respectively and while I will give you that it does make for a pretty picture, the truth of the matter is that you guys finally slept together and you've never really dealt with it. And neither of you are going to be able to have a relationship with anyone else till you finally just deal with your crap once and for all. And...as for you, Pacey, I'm really sorry that Audrey Hepburn next to you broke your heart all those years ago and has prevented you from ever fully committing to an adult relationship...but you know what? Just grow up.