Dawson's Creek, Season 6

Audrey:
Oh, my god! Where is he?

Jen:
Who?

Audrey:
Who? Who? Oh, Jen, Jen. Sweet, sweet, Jen. Such an amusing facade, but it's of no use. You can't keep us apart. It's destiny, I tell you. Destiny. Jen, he was on my plane.

Adam Carolla:
Ladies, put the claws back. No need to fight. Plenty of room on the Carolla coaster for everyone.

Jen:
I'm afraid I won't meet the minimum-height requirement. It's nice to meet you. I got to go.

Adam Carolla:
Well, what about you? You want to hop on board?

Audrey:
I wasn't talking about you, doofus. I'm kind of looking for Dr. Drew.

Adam Carolla:
Pinsky?

Audrey:
Yes, yes! Do you know where he is?

Adam Carolla:
That geezer's probably out casket shopping. He's old. He's an old man. He's old enough to be your grandfather. Whereas I, I'm just old enough to be your daddy. And plus, the guy's a bore. He's an amazing bore. He never stops talking about gonorrhea and hepatitis G. Believe me, I know. I have to share a hotel room with the guy. Cheap bastards.

Audrey:
Oh, my god. You've shared a room with him? Tell me something. Have you seen him naked?

Adam Carolla:
Yes. Yes, I have.