Dawson's Creek, Season 6

Pacey:
Hey. Jo, come in. I'm finally starting to understand these soap operas. They're pretty good.

Joey:
All right, dirt merchant. Put some pants on. You're coming with.

Pacey:
Yeah. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. The Young and the Restless is just about to come on. I gotta see how J.T. talks his way out of this one 'cause Colleen was about to kill him. I wouldn't miss that for all the pizza in Capeside. But, please, feel free. Pull up a seat. We got chips.

Joey:
Pacey. This is pathetic.

Pacey:
Well, yeah. Kind of comes with the territory. Now I'm not sure what you want me to do about it.

Joey:
I want you to come with me. I want you to help me figure out how to get Dawson's movie made on $10 and a dream.

Pacey:
I'd just end up ruining the whole thing, and Dawson knows that, I know that, and in your heart of hearts you know that. I'm a dangerous man, a lethal weapon, so we're all better off if I just lay here on my couch, watching my stories.