Dawson's Creek, Season 6

Doug:
Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.

Jack:
Sheriff Doug, hey, look, I'm sorry. I'm late and I'm trying to get to class.

Doug:
Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.

Jack:
Look, I already have all these points against my license. You think maybe there's something I could do to...get you to look the other way.

Doug:
May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense?

Jack:
Uh, you know, I was just hoping that maybe, um... I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?

[Doug leans in and kisses him]

Doug:
All right. Just this once, I'll let you go with a warning.

Jack:
Thanks, honey.

Doug:
No, no, never, never call me honey.

Jack:
Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.

Doug:
Don't call me dude, either.

Jack:
All right, tonight? Dinner later?

Doug:
Yeah. I'll cook. My place.

Jack:
Great. I'll bring the handcuffs. Kidding. I'll see you.

Doug:
Yeah, I'll see you. Jack... slow down.

Jack:
You got it.