Dead Like Me, Season 1

Rube:
You pulled the wrong piece out of the Jenga tower little girl. You know what a hiccup is?

George:
Yes.

Rube:
You got yourself a hiccup. Something happens that's not supposed to happen. System has to figure out what that something is and fix it. P. J. Monroe.

George:
I'm sorry.

Rube:
What'd you do? Slash his tires? Have him arrested?

George:
I just talked to him.

Rube:
Must have been some conversation.

George:
I guess.

Rube:
I hope it was worth it. What, you got the hots for the guy or something?

George:
No!

Rube:
What, he give you some money?

George:
No! [looks away]

Rube:
Help...me...out.

George:
I just wanted to see if I could do it?

Rube:
I need somebody to give me lessons on how to communicate with you, Peanut, cuz I'm at a loss. The coin's in the slot, the gumball's on its way, and I'm plum out of wisdom. I'd start sleeping with the lights on if I were you.

George [voiceover]:
I didn't know if that was a threat or a warning... Rube washed his hands of me. But that didn't mean I was off the hook. It only got worse. I broke the rules. The gravelings declared hunting season on my ass.