Dead Like Me, Season 1

(Rube, George and Betty are at a Bowers family reunion trying to find M. J. Bowers.)

Rube:
Is your name M. J.?

Old Man Bowers:
What?

Rube:
My friend tells me 'go say hello to M. J. he's standin over there' and she points to you.

Old Man Bowers:
Which friend?

Rube:
Right there. Pretty girl in the pant suit.

(They look at George and George waves.)

Old Man Bowers:
That one? I don't know her. Uh, what is she pointing at me for?

Rube:
She thought you were M. J. Bowers. Are you?

Old Man Bowers:
Who wants to know?

Rube:
It's a family reunion. We're all family. I'm just askin' your name.

Old Man Bowers:
I don't know you, sir!

Rube:
Rube. Hi, how are you? Listen, I'm tired of f***in' around. Is your name M. J. Bowers or not?

Old Man Bowers(confused):
Uh...