Dead Like Me, Season 1

(George brings J. D. with her into Der Waffle Haus where she meets Rube, Mason and Daisy.)

Rube:
What a gorgeous dog.

George:
Isn't she?

Mason:
Is it a golden?

George:
Yes! She is.

Mason:
What's its name?

George:
J. D.

[Rube looks underneath J. D.]

Rube:
J. D.'s a male.

George:
Yes, she is.

Mason:
Why you callin' him a she is he's a he?

George:
Because dogs are referred to in the feminine.

Rube:
In the way some guy would talk about a car?

George:
Exactly.

Rube:
As in, she's got eight under the hood, she gets twenty to the gallon?

George:
... Sure.

Rube:
Actually, you refer to dogs by their sex. As in, here boy, down girl.