Dead Like Me, Season 1

Rube:
You need to fix it.

Roxy:
He put his hands on me.

Rube:
Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.

Roxy:
I didn't think he'd turn into a nutball.

Rube:
Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.

Roxy:
I wouldn't be making up words and shit.

Rube:
He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happen to him. Now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.

Roxy:
Well what do you want me to do?

Rube:
It's about restoring the status quo, the guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.