Deadwood, Season One

Al Swearengen:
Let me say this once in your hearing. For outright stupidity, the whole f***in' trial concept goes shoulder to shoulder with that cocksucker Custer's thinkin' when he headed for that ridge.

Cy Tolliver:
It's got its disadvantages.

Al Swearengen:
We're illegal. Our whole goal is to get annexed to the United f***in' States. We start holdin' trials, what's to keep the United States f***in' Congress from sayin' "Oh, excuse us, we didn't realize you were a f***in' sovereign community and nation out there. Where's your cocksucker's flag? Where's your f***in' navy or the like? Maybe when we make our treaty with the Sioux, we should treat you people like renegade f***in' Indians. Deny your f***in' gold and property claims. And hand everything over instead to our ne'er-do-well cousins and brothers-in-law."

Cy Tolliver:
That we don't want.