Deadwood, Season Two

Deadwood is a HBO television drama that originally aired from March 2004 to August 2006, set in the 1870s in Deadwood, Dakota Territory. It features many historical figures, such as Wild Bill Hickok, Seth Bullock, Sol Star, Calamity Jane, and Al Swe… more »

Al Swearengen:
Jesus Christ!

Johnny Burns:
Either Al got God or Dolly just stuck her thumb back up his ass.

Al Swearengen:
Now, I'm halfway thinking this exaggerates the condition rather than alleviate it. If I might should query the doc, but then that cocksucker will only ask after gleets. Oh my God! Take it out. Take it out! Remove your f***ing thumb! Why, if I was moving forward to get away from you, would you have f***ing pursued me? When I stopped, pressed on yourself, to drive your thumb into my intestine?

Dolly:
Sorry.

Al Swearengen:
Is it a river of blood, or what the f***'s pouring out of it now?

Dolly:
Nothing.

Al Swearengen:
Huh. Close the ass-flap. The entire area of my f***ing asshole is now one gigantic f***ing throb. I have no idea what's transpiring in there.

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