Deadwood, Season Two

Al Swearengen:
Request of the widow Garret E.B. that I may be allowed to call upon her.

E.B. Farnum:
Today? Shall I tell her time is of the essence?

Al Swearengen:
When ain't it?

E.B. Farnum:
I'll aim for early afternoon

Al Swearengen:
Stop walking with me E.B..

E.B. Farnum:
Yes, of course. And if she pries and pokes and prods me to elicit your intentions?

Al Swearengen:
Tell her I wouldn't say.

E.B. Farnum:
And if she asks me why you wouldn't?

Al Swearengen:
Say you're a pain in my balls that can't desist from inquiry till told to shut his f***ing mouth and act on the task he was asked to f***ing do!