Dexter, Season 2

Debra:
[about Lundy] So he's 20 years older than me, what do you care?

Dexter:
I don't. [pause] I mean, [sits down, leans close] I'm sure you wouldn't do anything like that.

Debra:
What are you talking about, do anything like what?

Dexter:
Like, try to sleep your way to the top.

Debra:
You douche! That is so not true!

Dexter:
Of course not, I shouldn't have even said anything, and I'm sure that thought would never even occur to anybody else.

Debra:
Double-douche! You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing Little Miss "Pardon My Tits". I'm sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.

Dexter:
You just described the perfect woman.

[Debra is disgusted]