Digimon

Joe:
[yelling] Didn't I tell you not to eat all the food?!? I told you we need to ration, which means save food for later, as in much later.

Gomamon:
But it is later Joe. You told me that 20 minutes ago.

Joe:
[shaking Gomamon] 20 minutes is not much later! Please tell me there's still food in the bag!

Gomamon:
I don't know. Since you can't handle eating and floating on the ocean at the same time, I ate it all. Besides, I need food to digivolve in case you run into bad Digimon.

Joe:
[shaking Gomamon again] So, do we see any bad Digimon? NO! If I starve, who are you gonna protect?

[Joe retches and heaves over the side of the bed-boat]

Gomamon:
That's enough about food. Things'll get better soon. Hang in there buddy.

[Both see a crate coming near the bed-boat]

Gomamon:
That crate is gonna hit us!

Joe:
Maybe it's full of fruit, vegetables, bread, milk, cereal, hotdogs, cookies, candy, and soda!

Gomamon:
I wish!

Joe:
[shaking Gomamon, yet again]You wish?!? We wouldn't need food if you hadn't eaten ours!

Gomamon:
You're strong when you're hungry...

Joe:
Starvation is a good motivator.