Digimon

Apocalymon:
Do you think it's fair that I have to live with all this agony?! Why should you get to laugh, while I am forced to cry?! Why do you get to taste the best that life has to offer, while all I can do is choke on its leftovers?! Answer me this! WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA, WHILE I GET THE CRUST?!?!

Mimi:
Ahh, I can't take all these metaphors!

Izzy:
Boy, this guy really holds a grudge.

Apocalymon:
I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't have to be alone anymore in my misery! [laughs madly] Wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!