Dharma & Greg, Season 1 (1997-1998)

Kitty:
Look! Look at these! They're awful!

Edward:
They're just flowers. Nobody cares.

Kitty:
And by "nobody", you mean "you".

Edward:
Yes.

Kitty:
Well, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.

Edward:
All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.

Kitty:
Thank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Edward:
Don't lose the pen this time.